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I have survived the night.

Though it is uncertain on whether the breach has been taken care of and Sector One is secure. 

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So apparently Mike experienced what I went through in my relationship with Craig almost to a T. I never really told anyone besides Aaron what went on, so if you’re curious, it was pretty similar to this.

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    • #but mostly this is mikerickson's life
    • #I hope you don't mind me reblogging it mike
    • #I'll delete this if you want
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THERE’S A BREACH IN SECTOR ONE

FLYING MOTH INSECT HAS BREACHED THE PREMISES
IT IS FLUTTERING VERY LOUDLY AGAINST THE WALL

PLEASE PROCEED UPSTAIRS TO WAIT IT OUT IN YOUR ROOM

    • #i am just hoping someone else who wakes up before me finds it and kills it
    • #I'm getting good at not being afraid of bugs and killing is getting easier
    • #but moths
    • #and fast fuckers like flies and grasshoppers are still a big NOPE
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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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    • #omg i would die from adorableness
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lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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bryanthephotogeek:

Tonights mood.

Correction Bryan.This is Mike Erickson acquiring his protein supplements.
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bryanthephotogeek:

Tonights mood.

Correction Bryan.
This is Mike Erickson acquiring his protein supplements.

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whorville:

Dude I bet you can’t fit my entire dick in your mouth

No homo

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It’s 11:11 pm. 
It’s summertime and you’re craving McDonald’s because you remembered it’s Dollar Drink Days.

You close your eyes and say, “I wish I had McDonald’s right now.“ 

Suddenly, the lights flicker and then blow out. The candles in the room suddenly become alight and have flames as intense as a campfire. You hear a deep otherworldly voice speak in a tongue you’ve never heard. You open your eyes in shock to suddenly find that the lights are coming back on. The flames instantly burn out and you look at the table. A bloody pentagram is there and a feast of McDonald’s food is in front of you.

You hesitate for a moment.
Then you reach outwards.

“DOLLAH DRINK DAYS Y’ALL!!” 

    • #this is why getting sidetracked in DnD is the best
    • #life
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IT’S HAPPENING YES GOOD

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    • #thunderstorm
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I can hear the thunder rumbling.
I want to see the lightning and hear the heavy rain come pounding back.

Please let this be the first thunderstorm of 2013. I fucking love thunderstorms.

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