I have survived the night.
Though it is uncertain on whether the breach has been taken care of and Sector One is secure.
So apparently Mike experienced what I went through in my relationship with Craig almost to a T. I never really told anyone besides Aaron what went on, so if you’re curious, it was pretty similar to this.
FLYING MOTH INSECT HAS BREACHED THE PREMISES
IT IS FLUTTERING VERY LOUDLY AGAINST THE WALL
PLEASE PROCEED UPSTAIRS TO WAIT IT OUT IN YOUR ROOM
Source: tastefullyoffensive
i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean
holy
friggin
shit
i still think HORSES are big but
would you
just
cOULD YOU IMAGINE
FUCK
(via punsandwhining)
Source: lostbeasts
Tonights mood.
Correction Bryan.
This is Mike Erickson acquiring his protein supplements.
Source: cineraria
It’s 11:11 pm.
It’s summertime and you’re craving McDonald’s because you remembered it’s Dollar Drink Days.
You close your eyes and say, “I wish I had McDonald’s right now.“
Suddenly, the lights flicker and then blow out. The candles in the room suddenly become alight and have flames as intense as a campfire. You hear a deep otherworldly voice speak in a tongue you’ve never heard. You open your eyes in shock to suddenly find that the lights are coming back on. The flames instantly burn out and you look at the table. A bloody pentagram is there and a feast of McDonald’s food is in front of you.
You hesitate for a moment.
Then you reach outwards.
“DOLLAH DRINK DAYS Y’ALL!!”
IT’S HAPPENING YES GOOD